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Scrambled Eggs and Wine, a miserable way to celebrate a birthday
When you find yourself in a bind and no one can give a dime, just make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When you’re hungry and there is no where to dine, make those scrambled eggs and wine.
When everyone says things are fine but you know they are out of align, make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When you are placed where no one is kind, just make those scrambled eggs and wine.
When you call and no one picks up the line, make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When you need to yell but it’s mine, mine, just shut up and make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When it is just passed nine and no one has picked up that line, just make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When you hope to smell roses but instead you sense pine, better make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When you miss the pool and instead dive into a rhyne, get out, wipe off and make those scrambled eggs and wine.
Receive a new stein? Well you now you have something for your wine.
New fork? Watch out for a tine, while you’re eating your scrambled eggs and wine.
Ready to hang yourself with a vine? Put it down and scramble some eggs and drink some wine.
So you whine and no one listens, make some scrambled eggs and wine.
When life sucks just read this part of a zine and make some scrambled eggs and wine.
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